UPDATED March 2, 2015

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IN Company, Tour d'Afrique

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UPDATED March 2, 2015

BY Guest Author

IN Company, Tour d'Afrique

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I Really Want a Coke Stop

(Please sing along to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls)

I’ll tell you what I want
What I really really want
So tell me what you want
What you really really want
I want a coke
I want a coke
I want a coke
I want a coke
I really really really want a coke stop right now

TDA 2006 Rider photos 940

If you want to get to Khartoum
You’ve got to stop for a coke
Making time’s for sociopaths
Coke is for your friends

TDA 2006 Rider photos 946

If you want to get to Khartoum
Forget about coffee and tea
It’s ******* hot outside
And you’ll only need to pee

we pee as a team

If you want to get to Khartoum
You’re going to need E numbers
The water gives you diarrhoea
And the Fanta makes you hurl

TDA riders at coke stop

If you want to get to Khartoum
Coke’s the only way
Beer is against the law
And so is being gay

TDA 2006 Rider photos 769

So what you think about that
It’s like the 1920’s
Damn you Sharia Law
I’m thirsty
I’m thirsty
So don’t go wasting
No precious time
Get off at the Coke stop
And we’ll have a gay old time

TDA 2006 Rider photos 822

I’ll tell you what I want
What I really really want
So tell me what you want
What you really really want
I want a coke
I want a coke
I want a coke
I want a coke
I really really really want a coke stop right now

 

Ben Evans, 2015 Tour d’Afrique Bicycle Expedition

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