UPDATED August 5, 2016

BY Michael Coo

IN Company, Staff Picks

3 comments

UPDATED August 5, 2016

BY Michael Coo

IN Company, Staff Picks

3 comments

Tenting Etiquette on Cycling Expeditions

While a growing number of group cycling expeditions feature all-hotel accommodations, most of them still involve camping. At the end of a long day of pedalling across, say, the Namibian desert or through the forests of Northern Canada, putting up your tent may be the last thing you want to do. It is, however, an important element in your cycling adventure. Making the wrong choices can end up costing you a good night’s sleep…or worse. After a few days on the road everyone knows who snores, farts or gets up to pack at 03:00.

 

Peg Your Tent

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Don’t want to see your expensive tent blowing across the endless Sahara desert? Then at the end of the day, be sure to take the time and the effort to peg your tent. Half-assed methods like leaving one of your bags inside to weight it down (see above) are not recommended. Enlist the help of a fellow rider if conditions deteriorate.

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Space Your Tent

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There is nothing like arriving at a spacious bush camp, surveying the possibilities and then setting up your tent is a perfect spot…only to have another rider decide to park their home for the night practically on top of you. And inevitably, it will be someone who snores like a tractor.

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The exception to this rule is Ethiopia.

You will be the centre of attention

If you are shy, be sure to keep your tent closed.

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Sometimes, it is best to just pick up and leave.

 

Locate Your Tent

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All spaces are not equal. For example, this ingenious fellow decided to use the roof of the support vehicles to gain some distance from his companions. Brilliant, no? Well, it was until a vicious thunderstorm rolled in that night and the lightning began…

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You could choose to erect your tent in an outdoor gym…

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…or an amusement park…

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…or on a beach.

 

Practice Makes Perfect

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There may be cases where you have to move your tent in the middle of the night (snoring, floods, wild animals, disgruntled lovers, etc) so it is a good idea to get used to taking down and rebuilding your tent in challenging circumstances.

 

Be Aware of Your Surroundings

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Try to find a space close to important facilities…

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…but make sure you set up your tent in an area that is not susceptible to flooding…

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…or animal incursions…

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And never, ever, tent too close to the kitchen. Chefs are super touchy about that!

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Sharing Your Tent

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To avoid unwanted gossip, please, please wait until after dark to have your ‘visitor’ arrive. Remember to be sure to set up 2 individual tents and situate them a substantial distance apart when you first arrive at the campsite.

 

Using Your Tent

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Your tent can also be used for such diverse purposes as a Yoga studio…

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…or a laundry rack…

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…or a library.

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But unless you look like Brad Pitt, be sure to change your clothes inside your tent, not outside.

 

Identify Your Tent

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Unless you are looking for a really unpleasant experience, be sure that you can differentiate between your tent and the communal toilet tent.

 

Have a Back-up Plan

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What if you tent does blow away or get stolen or gets flooded? Use your imagination to come up with a ingenious way of making it through the night.

 

To Fly, Or Not To Fly

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We have all been there. It is a beautiful night. The sun is sinking to the west. The sky is clear. The temperature is perfect. A nice breeze comes up. Now comes the question – do you put the fly on, or not?

Pros:

Star gazing, fresh air

Setting Tents in the wind and sand

Cons:

Rain, sand, wild animals

 

Bathroom Breaks

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The eternal question of how far away from your tent and those of your fellow riders you need to travel before you pee/poo remains dependent on 3 main variables: time of day, fatigue levels and, most importantly, alcoholic consumption.

 

Once you have taken all this sage advice into account, you will find that your camping experience on cycling expeditions will be something you will cherish for the rest of your life. And if not, just remember that you can always opt out and choose anĀ all-hotel expedition.

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3 Comments for "Tenting Etiquette on Cycling Expeditions"

What? Folks hook up on TDA trips? If you’re planning something on the side/sly, follow this advise. If you’re certifiably together, everyone knows. So enjoy! And don’t make other riders feel uncomfortable because they happened to put down their tent near you. Own it. Don’t intimidate other riders in an effort to get them to flee the area. I’d rather hear sex sounds than be pressured to move my campsite, for “discretion,” after riding 160
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What an informative, entertaining article.

Here are some more from an alumni rider:

1. After arriving at a campground, pick your spot, grab your bag, and set up your tent / air mattress / sleeping bag before doing ANYTHING else. That cold beer, shower, laundry, etc. can all wait until your ‘home for the night’ has been established and your personal gear is under shelter.

2. When walking outside at night, be careful of where your headlamp is pointing and NEVER point it at somebody else’s tent.

3. When arriving at your hotel accommodation, unpacking and airing your wet tent should be done As Soon As Possible. Tent fabric dries fastest and best when the tent is fully erected – and hotel rooms are usually too small – so possible inside locations are: (a) end of hotel hallway on your floor, (b) hotel lobby, (c) hotel basement storage/Maintenance room; and possible outside locations are (d) hotel parking lot; (e) hotel roof, but these require close supervision to keep the tent from blowing away.

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